The following conversation took place between a mother and her son after school.
Mum: Your headmaster told me you used the C word in class today. That wasn’t clever was it?
Son: No, it was cunt!
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AprFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.01
AprWife
I vowed to my wife that I would never hit her again, that I would find a job and raise my kids properly.The tears streamed down her face, this moment of joy would stick in my mind forever.
The moment when I said “April fools!” and dropped that gullible bitch to the ground.
Gets her every year!
31
MarBritish Chess
I’ve come up with Chess: British Edition. There’s no king, the queen does f*ck all and the castles are replaced with mosques.
31
MarHelp Shark
in Animal Jokes
Just seen a man at the beach shouting “Help, shark! Help!”.
What an idiot, how can a shark help a human?
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MarLong
in Racist Jokes
Q. What’s long, black and dangerous?
A. The queue at KFC.
29
MarCross The Road
in Dirty Jokes
Why did the semen cross the road?
Because I hadn’t jacked off in 2 weeks.