If you go for a piss and your urine is clear, you’re hydrated.
If it’s yellow, you’re dehydrated.
If it’s white, you’re shaking your c*ck too much.
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MarPiss
in Dirty Jokes
Funny Short Jokes
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MarHairy
in Dirty Jokes
My son saw me in the shower the other day and said “what’s that hairy thing in between your legs?”. I replied “That’s the back of your sister’s head”.
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MarFat Ex-Girlfriend
My fat ex-girlfriend recently got a t-shirt saying, ‘I’m a maneater’…
I told her that’s not how you spell manatee!
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MarCarpenter
in Racist Jokes
I used to work for a Jewish carpenter.
He used to check my fingers for splinters to make sure I wasn’t stealing.
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MarYawning
My wife said I was rude for yawning when she was shouting at me.
I told her I wasn’t yawning, I was just trying to speak.
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MarYo big mama
Yo Mama is so fat she lives in 4 cities at the same time.