Just been fired from my job as an airline pilot for smoking weed on my first day 🙁 .
Apparently I misunderstood them when they told me to “get high” after takeoff.
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MarFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.13
MarDrinking Games
in Racist Jokes
Africans have the best drinking games.
Like, “The last one to find water dies”…
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MarMong
Someone wrote “mong” on my car windshield last night.
It took me ages to lick it off.
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MarGinger Son
in Racist Jokes
My wife told me to get our ginger son ready for his first day at school.
So I punched him in the face and stole his dinner money.
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MarRelationship Status
Facebook should have a limit on the number of times people can change their relationship status.
After five, it ought to default to “Unstable”
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MarPosh Pickup Line
I’ll get your coat, you’ve pulled a gentleman.