The first rule of Thesaurus Club is, you don’t talk, converse, discuss or vocalise about Thesaurus Club.
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MarFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.09
MarFear
Just been diagnosed with chronic fear of giants… or Feefiphobia as my doctor calls it.
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MarCar
Knocked on my neighbours door and just had the following conversation.
Me: Your son has just run out in front of my car, I nearly killed him!!
Neighbour: I’m so sorry, he won’t be doing it again.
Me: I know he won’t, the paramedic said he probably won’t walk again.
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MarHadSex
in Dirty Jokes
I haven’t had sex for about 1 year, 4 months, 24 days and 56 minutes.
It doesn’t bother me though.
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MarBuzzing
My young daughter asked me this morning.
“Daddy, what were you and Mummy doing in the bedroom last night, I could hear a buzzing noise, then Mummy started to scream?”
“Nothing darling,” I replied.
It was then I burst out laughing as my wife walked down the stairs with her half shaved head.
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MarSleep
Was having a lovely sleep earlier today and some c*nt decided to bounce off my windshield.