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24
Oct

Censorship

By Dave
in Political Jokes
+38 -18

At the rate we’re going people are gonna start banning shampoo so bald people don’t get offended.

10
Oct

Alexa

By SteveS
in General Jokes
+22 -11

Me: Alexa, remind me to go to the gym.
Alexa: I have added gin to your shopping list.
Me: Close enough.

03
Oct

Charges

By Dave
in General Jokes
+28 -8

I’m tired of people complaining about $7 beers, $10 parking and $20 cover charge. Don’t like the prices, stop coming to my house!

27
Sep

Girlfriend Birthday

By Dave
in Relationship Jokes
+28 -7

My girlfriend wanted me to surprise her for her birthday so I phoned her from Morocco.

27
Sep

Science Breakthrough

By Einstein
in General Jokes
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+13 -20

Scientists have discovered that giving people 5 Covid vaccines at the same time is 100% effective at stopping Covid. The only downside is you have a 99.99% chance of dying straight after.

11
Sep

Vaccinated

By Dave
in General Jokes
+23 -11

Vaccinated or not please remember to wear deodorant.

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