Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Dirty Cat

in Dirty Jokes
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Question: What do you call a cat who is a sexually depraved?

Answer A Purrvert

New Varient

in Political Jokes
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A new variant has recently been discovered, it’s called “Anothercon”.

Rape Adivce

in Dirty Jokes
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Called a rape advice hotline the other day for some support but apparently it’s just for victims.

Brag

in General Jokes
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Not trying to brag but i have enough money to not work for the rest of the year.

Kid

in General Jokes
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When I was a kid I could go to the shop with £1 and get crisps, chewing gums, ice-cream, and a fizzy drink. Nowadays they have CCTV everywhere.

Christmas Pickup Line

in Animal Jokes
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Hey how about we make tonight a not so silent night.