Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Fine Line

in Animal Jokes
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There’s a fine line between standing around next to some water and fishing.

Flintstones

in Racist Jokes
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Why wasn’t there any blacks in the Flintstones? Because they were still monkeys.

Autocorrect

in Relationship Jokes
+29 -7

The man who created auto-correct has dies.

Restaurant in peace.

Thesaurus

in General Jokes
+24 -9

What’s another word for thesaurus?

Brother

in Relationship Jokes
+12 -9

My brother was named after my Dad. It’s really confusing having a brother called Dad.

Gunshot

in General Jokes
+15 -5

I heard a gunshot outside my apartment the other night. Then I saw two guys run past my window. I was gonna call the police, but then I got optimistic and said, ‘hey maybe it’s just a race’.