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20
Dec

Snowflake Pickup Line

By Don Juan
in Pick Up Lines
+10 -21

I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.

17
Dec

Muslim Elvis Presley

By Timothy
in Racist Jokes
+17 -25

We have a Muslim guy impressionist at our local show who impersonates Elvis Presley. His name is Amal Shukup!

16
Dec

Orders

By Dave
in General Jokes
+27 -13

I don’t mind being bossed around as long as the person ordering me about doesn’t mind being told to fuck off.

29
Nov

Santa Claus

By Rudolph
in Political Jokes
+37 -20

Before you mock children who believe in Santa remember there are still adults who believe the mainstream media.

08
Nov

Chap Stick

By Dave
in Relationship Jokes
+44 -9

Accidentally passed my wife a glue stick instead of a chap stick. She’s still not talking to me.

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