Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Scottish Canoe

in Racist Jokes
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What’s the difference between a Scottish man and a canoe?

A canoe sometimes tips.

New position

in Dirty Jokes
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Just discovered a new position called ‘9’. It’s just me laying there on my own. I have no sex life.

Covid Joke

in Political Jokes
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I’d tell you a Covid joke but there’s a 99.696% chance you won’t get it.

Baby Paint

in General Jokes
+11 -31

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Only 1 if you throw it hard enough

Speeding

in General Jokes
+7 -13

Just heard you can now get points for speeding which doesn’t seem right to me. If anything people caught speeding should be punished.