Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Break-Up

in Relationship Jokes
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Girlfriend just broke up with me for being too European.
I saw it coming from a kilometre away

Conversation Between Boobs

in Dirty Jokes
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Left boob: “Whacha doing?”
Right boob: “Nothing just hanging.”

CoronaVirus Joke

in Political Jokes
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I heard a really great Coronavirus joke the other day but I don’t want to spread it.

Testicles

in Dirty Jokes
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Think I might have something wrong with one of my testicles, one of them seems smaller than the other two.

Clumsy Chinese

in Racist Jokes
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What do you call a clumsy Chinese man?

Bang Ding Ao

Smokes

in Dirty Jokes
+3 -3

My girlfriend always smokes after sex so I’ve decided to start using lube.