Before calling the police to tell them you have a Kangaroo in your garden make sure it’s not the next door neighbors’ greyhound taking a dump.
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MarPolice Calling Tips
in Animal Jokes
Funny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.17
FebGet it Up
in Dirty Jokes
Met a woman in a bar last night, took her back to mine and I couldn’t get it up.
She said “Don’t worry, it’s totally normal, used to happen to me all the time before the operation”.
17
FebMillionaires Cake
Went to a cafe today and asked for a millionaire’s brownie cake. He told me to fuck off.
15
FebHotel Staff
in Dirty Jokes
Shout out to the hotel maids who have to change bedsheets on February 15th.
30
JanDouble Jab Mask
When I was younger a double jab was a boxing move and going shopping in a mask was something you did during armed robbery.
30
JanExercise
in Dirty Jokes
If you want to look better naked in 2022 then you can waste a lot of time and money in the gym doing exercise or my preferred option is just drink lots of beer.