Why did NASA invent non-stick frying pans? Everything floats in space so having your sausage not stick and float out of the pan doesn’t make any sense.
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MayFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.18
AprJack and Jill
in Dirty Jokes
Jack and Jill went up the hill so jack could taste Jill’s candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock cuz Jill’s real name was randy
18
AprGreggs
I used to work for Greggs but I quit in the end. The place was full of fruitcakes.
21
MarSick
Starting to sweat and feel really sick every time I go to put fuel in my car.
I think I might have car owner virus.
21
MarTradition
Tradition = Peer pressure from dead people
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MarFuel Prices
Fuel prices going up don’t effect me. When I fill up I only ever put £20 in.