Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Elephant

in Animal Jokes
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My psychiatrist said that I have the memory of an elephant.

I keep thinking about elephants.

Business

in General Jokes
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Just started a business where we weigh tiny objects. It’s a small scale operation.

Crawling Back

in Relationship Jokes
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My ex-girlfriend came crawling back knocking on my door today so I opened the door and agreed to give her back her wheelchair.

Greta

in Political Jokes
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Greta Thunberg is such a hypocrite. She asked me to use a condom last night even though it’s made from polluting plastic.

Adopt

in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes
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My wife wanted to adopt a kid so I’ve decided we’re gonna adopt an 18 year old Korean girl.