Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Drug Addiction

in General Jokes
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I enjoy smoking a lot of drugs like marijuana and cigarettes and drinking alcohol but cocaine is where I draw the line.

Day

in General Jokes
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Why does a day have 24 hours?
Because this is the point scientists get bored of counting and they called it a day.

Hygiene

in Yo Mama Jokes
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Yo mama is so dirty she thinks hygiene is a tall person named Gene.

First Date

in Racist Jokes
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First date with a Jewish girl didn’t go too well tonight. I heard women love a man in uniform but apparently not a German SS uniform from the 1940s.

Cheap Circumcisions

in Religious Jokes
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Cheap circumcisions available, 20% off.

Just visit www.salamislicer.com to book an appointment.

German Girlfriend

in Relationship Jokes
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My new German girlfriend had decided to rate our sex between 1-10.

Last night she kept shouting 9!