Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Twin

in Dirty Jokes
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Had a threesome last night with my girlfriend and her twin.

Dave really hurt my ass.

Get Into Shape

in General Jokes
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Trying to get into shape at the moment. The shape I’m going for this month is chicken nugget.

Viagra

in Dirty Jokes
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I went to a science conference today and met the guy who invented Viagra, cant believe what a big head he‘s got.

Lump Removed

in Surreal Jokes
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I went to the hospital yesterday to get a lump removed. He weighed 9 lbs and we’ve named him Dave.

Last Words

in Animal Jokes
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I’ll never forget my dads last words “Thanks for buying me a rattle snake for my birthday”.

12 Breasts

in Relationship Jokes
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A women told me she has 12 breasts the other day. Sounds strange.. dozen tit?