I enjoy smoking a lot of drugs like marijuana and cigarettes and drinking alcohol but cocaine is where I draw the line.
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MarFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.26
MarDay
Why does a day have 24 hours?
Because this is the point scientists get bored of counting and they called it a day.
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MarHygiene
Yo mama is so dirty she thinks hygiene is a tall person named Gene.
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MarFirst Date
in Racist Jokes
First date with a Jewish girl didn’t go too well tonight. I heard women love a man in uniform but apparently not a German SS uniform from the 1940s.
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MarCheap Circumcisions
Cheap circumcisions available, 20% off.
Just visit www.salamislicer.com to book an appointment.
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MarGerman Girlfriend
My new German girlfriend had decided to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night she kept shouting 9!