Cat food shouldn’t include beef or tuna. They’re too big for cats to eat in the wild. It should only be made of mice, birds and dead pensioners.
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SepCat Food
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SepJoe Biden Cock
Joe Biden found out today he has Parkinsons. Coincidentally he also made the decision to permanently glue his hand to his cock.
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AugSerial KIller pickup
Picked up a hitch-hiker the other day, the guy said to me ” I’m glad you stopped, but you do know i could be a serial killer” i said, “what’s the chances of two serial killers in one car”
28
JunBooster Time
What do the vaxxed and non-vaxxed have in common? Neither will ever be fully vaxxed!
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JunLoans
I don’t understand why banks get so upset when you can’t repay a loan.
They already knew I had no money when I came to borrow the money.
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MayMorning Coffee
By replacing your morning coffee with green tea you can replace 87% of the joy you have left in your life.