Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Egg Fun

in Surreal Jokes
+23 -25

Q. What do eggs do for fun?
A. Karayoke

Big Noses

in Racist Jokes
+32 -38

Q. Why do Jews have big noses?
A. Because air is free.

Carrots

in Animal Jokes
+24 -24

What’s invisible and smells like carrots?

Rabbit farts.

Covid19

in General Jokes
+17 -56

Went to the doctors toady and he told me I have Covid19. I asked him for a 2nd opinion and then he told me I was an ugly cunt as well.

Weight

in Relationship Jokes
+41 -15

Just had the following conversation with my wife.

Wife: Can’t believe how much weight I’ve gained since lockdown.
Me: You haven’t gained that much weight. Come on… chin up. No, the other one.