As I sat down next to a bloke on the bus he gave me a really strange look.
“That’s typical,” I thought. “The bus is empty and yet I still end up sitting next to a f*cking nutcase.”
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AprFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.16
AprReligious Differences
Just broken up with my girlfriend due to religious differences… She failed to worship me.
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AprVirus Over
When this virus is over I really hope people continue to stay the hell away from me.
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AprSo Stupid
Yo mama so stupid…
She even failed her blood test!
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AprLockdown
Things that can drive wife crazy during lockdown:
-Not saying sorry
-Saying sorry and not meaning it
-Saying sorry
-Not saying anything
-Saying anything
-Breathing!!
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AprVampire Working
Why wasn’t the vampire working?? ….. because he was on a coffin break