Q. How did the chicken get to the other side?
A. Suicide
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AprChicken
in Animal Jokes
Funny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.26
AprSeven Seconds
in Dirty Jokes
Apparently men think about sex every seven seconds. Luckily I wrote this in sex.
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AprWife Angry
My wife was really angry with me today.
I put a stick in a non-stick frying pan.
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AprTwo types of Indians
in Racist Jokes
What do you call an Indian with a dot on his head? A push start.
What do you call an Indian with a turban on his head? A pull start.
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AprParrot
in Animal Jokes
I’m really worried about my parrot. He keeps saying, “I can’t go on, I hate my life”. My roommate’s too selfish to notice. He’s always crying.
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AprWeed Pickup Line
Do you smoke weed because I think WEED be good together.