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19
May

Gynecologist

By Roy
in Dirty Jokes
+18 -25

Just resigned from my job as a gynecologist.

I kept getting tunnel vision.

19
May

Lockdown Top Tips

By Roy
in General Jokes
+12 -39

If your wet-wipes get dry pour some water on them to make them wet again.

14
May

Strain

By The Judge
in General Jokes
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+27 -18

Coronavirus has strained many marriages but I’m blessed to be with a loving wife. Just the other morning when I woke up she was holding a pillow over my face to protect me from Covid 19.

13
May

Screwfix

By Ashley Coghlan
in General Jokes
+9 -28

Just got a letter from Screwfix.. Turns out they are not a dating agency

11
May

Robin

By The Judge
in Racist Jokes
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+46 -64

Q. What’s the difference between batman and a black guy?
A. Batman can go a night without robin.

10
May

Under The Sheet

By Vush3
in Dirty Jokes
+16 -26

Just finished masturbating under the sheet. I hope the dentist didn’t notice.

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