Its ridiculous how the media focuses on black people rioting but when white people riot nobody cares. I’m a shop owner and I’ve never had any problems with black rioters although my shop does mostly sell books.
Confucius Say: Naked man who walk through door sideways going to Bangcock.
If you break up with your girlfriend and she wants to move out make sure you order her a taxi for 8pm on Thursday. That way with everyone clapping it’ll look like the whole street is glad to see the back of her.
Just tested positive for a ‘big ass’.
Looks like I now need to social distance myself from the kitchen.
Hey babe! Did you know that Covid19 isn’t spread by genitals?
A woman’s work is never done.
Which is why they often get paid less than men.