Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Swearing

in General Jokes
+3 -10

Just been told off for swearing at work by my boss. The f*cking c*nt can go and f*ck himself.

Beach Son

in Dirty Jokes
+18 -26

What did the guy at the beach say to the pedo?

Excuse me but could you please get out of my son!

Wife Coming

in Relationship Jokes
+16 -6

The only time I hear my wife say “I’m coming” is when I’m holding the elevator door.

Bird Singing

in Animal Jokes
+162 -100

Do birds really “sing” or are they actually releasing tiny screams because they’re scared of heights?

Too Much Beer

in General Jokes
+8 -10

3 reasons why too much beer can turn a man into a woman.
1. Gives you manboobs.
2. Makes you talk nonsense.
3. Reduces your driving skills.