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09
Jul

Wife Afraid

By Rob
in Relationship Jokes
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+75 -27

My wife used to be afraid of the dark until she saw me nayked, now she’s afraid of the light.

09
Jul

Necklace

By Chris
in Pick Up Lines
+8 -26

Would you like a free pearl necklace?

08
Jul

Home-Improvement Loan

By Rob
in Relationship Jokes
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+28 -10

Just had a strange conversation with my wife about getting a home-improvement loan. She offered me $5,000 to move out.

08
Jul

Shoelace

By Frank
in Pick Up Lines
+8 -20

Hi, I think your shoelace is untied! (quickly position yourself behind)

07
Jul

Super Glue

By Dave
in Racist Jokes
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+53 -73

What do you call a Chinese person who accidentally brushes his teeth with super glue?

Foo King Mong

07
Jul

Pleasant

By Dave
in Relationship Jokes
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+24 -11

Q. How do you know if your wife is on drugs?

A. She suddenly becomes a pleasant person.

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