Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Scream

in Surreal Jokes
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People are really strange. When you scream in a library they tell you to shut up but when you do it on an airplane everyone joins in.

Cigarettes and Cats

in Animal Jokes
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Q. What do cigarettes and cats have in common?

A. They’re both really bad for your health if you put them in your mouth and set fire to them.

Starbucks

in Racist Jokes
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Q. Why did the Jewish man who walked into Starbucks and get hired straight away?

A. Because Hebrews great coffee.

Japan

in Yo Mama Jokes
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Yo mama is so fat that every year Japan gives her money to stop swimming in the sea because of the danger of a tsunami.

Deaf Thinking

in Surreal Jokes
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When a deaf person is thinking, what language is it in?