Thousands of people were crying tears of joy today as the Royal Baby was brought home. Hopefully the extra tissue sales will be enough to keep tissue manufacturers from going bankrupt after David Cameron’s recent ban on adult websites in the UK.
Can’t believe how many things are made by the Chinese these days. Even babies come from the vachina.
Just got a round the world plane ticket for only $1200. After just 40 hrs I was back at JFK airport.
Did you hear about the police raid of a library in Bucharest?
Can’t believe how long my Iphone is taking to charge. It’s been soaking in Apple Juice for about 8 hours now but still nothing is coming up on the screen.
Yo mama is so fat she has her own personal vending machine in the kitchen.