The health service in this country is a disgrace. My doctor told me to run 3 miles a day for a month. I’m now completely lost and 90 miles away from home.
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JulFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.12
JulIphone
Yo mama is so stupid that when she had phonesex she had to go to hospital to get her iphone removed.
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JulFrench Toast
Yo mama is so stupid that when she was making French toast she got her tongue stuck in the toaster.
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JulDracula
Why did Dracula go to the doctors?
Because of his coffin.
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JulRomantic Dinner
in Dirty Jokes
I had a romantic dinner for two with my girlfriend last night or as some people like to call it, the 69 position.
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JulBad Cooking
My wife is so bad at cooking we usually pray after eating our food.