Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Black Friday Sale

in Political Jokes
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Hurry, 100% discount at your local shopping mall!! While stocks last!!

Lifeguard

in General Jokes
+12 -25

Q. Why didn’t the lifeguard safe the hippy?
A. Because he was too far out man!!

Summer Holiday

in General Jokes
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This is the first year I can’t have a summer holiday in the Bahamas because of Covid19. I normally can’t have a holiday in the Bahamas because I’m too poor.

Short People

in General Jokes
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You gotta hand it to short people….

Mainly because they can’t reach.

Penis and Rubix

in Dirty Jokes
+31 -19

Q. What does a penis and a rubix cube have in common ?

A. The more you play with it the harder it gets.

Skinny Fat

in Political Jokes
+34 -17

I’m fat but I’ve decided to identify as skinny.

I’m trans-slender.