Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Restaurant

in Political Jokes
+27 -30

How are we supposed to social distance in a restaurant?
Is the waitress supposed to Frisbee the plates to the customers?

Ugly and Poor

in Dirty Jokes
+21 -39

What do you call a guy whose ugly and poor but gets laid without paying for it?

A rapist.

Fat Lives Matter

in Political Jokes
+12 -31

Fat lives matter as well you know. Please open the Goddamn buffet!

Girlfriend

in Relationship Jokes
+17 -32

My wife doesn’t agree with our son having girlfriends at the age of 12.

I’m not surprised to be honest, he’s 28.

Video Chat

in Dirty Jokes
+32 -15

Just had a video chat with an attractive women who said she’ll do anything I want for only $100.  She agreed to come to my house tomorrow. Fingers crossed she does a good job repairing my garden fence.

saggy boobs

in Dirty Jokes
+34 -21

Q. What did one saggy boob say to the other?
A. We better get some support, or people are gonna think were nuts.