After being arrested and interrogated today I’ve now discovered that shouting “bomb” at the top of your voice is a bad way to keep yourself amused while waiting at an airport.
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AugFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.13
AugBacon
If God doesn’t want people to eat bacon, why did he make it taste so good?
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AugZebra
in Animal Jokes
Q. Why did the zebra beat the horse at chess?
A. Because it’s a-frican genius.
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AugDog Face
Yo mama is so ugly that even dogs refuse to lick her face.
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AugTaxi Driver
My autistic brother recently got arrested after his first day at work as a taxi driver. I should never have told him to “knock em dead”.
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AugStupid Racism
in Racist Jokes
Racism is such a stupid thing. Why can’t humans and black people just learn to get along?