Whoever persuaded blind people they need to wear sunglasses must have been one hell of a salesman.
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AugFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.16
AugNew Harry Potter Film
Have you heard about the new Harry Potter film coming out? He’s gonna be running his own abortion clinic using his new magic spell, fetus deletus.
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AugSkiing Holiday
in Dirty Jokes
3 men go on a skiing holiday in the Alps and have to share the same bed, in the morning the following conversation takes place.
Man on left: “I had a dream last night that I got a hand job.”
Man on right: “No way, I also had a dream about that as well!”
Man in middle: “That’s funny I had a dream I was skiing.”
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AugFree Tattoo
Got a free tattoo on my arm yesterday. All I had to do was accidentally pour boiling water on myself.
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AugBaby Seal
If I was an injured baby seal needing shelter and you were a cave would you let me go inside you?
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AugUsain Bolt
in Sports Jokes
Why does Usain Bolt suffer from relationship problems?
Because he always comes first.