Hi my name is Dave, can we just skip to the part where you get undressed?
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AugFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.20
AugCyberbullying
I’m quite fat and have been getting a lot of cyberbullying recently on facebook. Parents can be really cruel sometimes.
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AugNice Flowers
I lost my job recently and don’t have much money but managed to get my girlfriend some really nice flowers the other day. It’s amazing what you can find attached to a lamppost.
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AugPotato Chips
My doctor is such an idiot. He recently told me I need to loose weight and recommended I start eating apples instead of potato chips, I’m pretty sure apples weigh more.
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AugWife Scream
My wife asked me to make her scream last night while we were in bed so I poked her in the eyes.
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AugSit Ups
In the morning I like to do 7 sit ups. It’s not a lot but my alarm clock only allows you to press snooze so many times.