If good things come to those who wait then is being put into prison really a punishment?
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AugFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.06
AugStarving Parrot
in Animal Jokes
Q. Why did the parrot die of starvation?
A. Because it couldn’t say I’m hungry.
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AugSacked Rabbi
Q. Why did the Rabbi get the sack?
A. Because he performed a circumcision without wearing his glasses.
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AugSandwiches
During the first few weeks at my new job someone kept stealing my sandwiches from the work fridge. One day I decided to make them a cat food sandwich, the stealing has now stopped.
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AugAbba Themed Party
I first discovered I was dyslexic when I went to an Abba themed party dressed like an Arab.
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AugOne Night Stand
Had a one night stand last year that went horribly wrong, we’re now married.