Just heard on the radio that the average swallow flys about 73’000 miles a year across 17 countries without a satnav. Big deal, I travel without a satnav all the time. I think it’s more impressive that they don’t need a passport.
If you was a tree and I was a Squirrel, I’d put my nuts in your hole
The following conversation took place between a husband and wife while in bed.
Husband: “Can I try going through your back door tonight?”
Wife: “F*ck that sh*t!”
Husband: “Thats the spirit!”
I can just about handle going to work, but it’s the 8 hour wait to go home that really sucks the life out of me.
Q. What do farts and relationships have in common?
A. The harder you have to push the shitier they become.
Why are black people hard to see at night?
Because prisons don’t allow visitors after dark.