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05
Jul

Boarded Up

By Dave
in Political Jokes
+13 -29

Cant believe how many boarded up windows my local town center has nowadays. Windows cleaners have started replacing their sponges with sanders.

05
Jul

Math

By dfsgfbfvf
in Dirty Jokes
+46 -29

Sex is like math. You add a bed subtract the clothes divide the legs and pray there is no multpilcation.

01
Jul

Buy-Sexual

By Steve
in Dirty Jokes
+17 -24

Just discovered that I’m buy-sexual.
I can’t get any sex unless I buy it.

01
Jul

Tennis Player

By Tabs
in Sports Jokes
+22 -24

Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.

29
Jun

So good at sleeping

By funny guy
in General Jokes
+26 -32

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

28
Jun

Racist

By JohnnyB
in Racist Jokes
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+45 -38

Someone called me racist the other day. I can’t be racist, my wife has a black eye.

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