I love self checkout machines at supermarkets. Just got a 40″ TV for the same price as a bag of apples.
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JanFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.12
JanMoney
Money doesn’t buy you happiness but it can buy you a jet-ski. Once you’re riding the jet-ski it’s actually impossible to be sad.
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JanPeanut Factory
Q. Why did the detective get fired after the peanut factory was robbed?
A. Because he refused to deal with a nut case.
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JanSick Dog
Got my sick dog put down earlier today. I was worried it was gonna be expensive but they actually did it for free and they gave me a bag of prawn crackers with 3 spring rolls.
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JanReally Annoying
Yesterday when we were in bed my wife shouted at me and told me I was really annoying… I almost choked on my popcorn.
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JanBed In Breakfast
My wife is never satisfied. Yesterday she complained that I never make bed in breakfast. Today she’s complaining because I put our bed in the kitchen.