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02
Jan

Baby Like Car

By susan pugh
in General Jokes
+6 -7

Q. Why is a baby like an old car?
A. They both have rattles.

31
Dec

New Years Resolution

By Steve
in Surreal Jokes
+17 -17

After hours of thinking I’ve finally decided on my new years resolution…

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31
Dec

Big Surprise

By Thom
in General Jokes
+17 -13

I gave my liver a big surprise today, I actually drank a glass of water.

29
Dec

Soldiers

By Stan
in Dirty Jokes
+77 -34

Why do women make better soldiers? Because they can bleed for a week and not die.

29
Dec

Man Jogging

By Pete
in Relationship Jokes
+19 -6

I saw a naked man jogging in the snow the other day. I asked him what he was doing outdoors naked and he said it was because I was home early.

27
Dec

Women Legs

By Johnny
in Religious Jokes
+35 -43

Q. Why did god give women legs?
A. So they could walk from the kitchen to the bedroom.

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