I accidentally hit a kid with my car last night. It wasn’t serious, luckily nobody saw me.
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JanFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.24
JanInappropriate Massage
in Dirty Jokes
This chick tried to get me fired today for giving her an inappropriate massage in the office. I said “Good luck with that sweetheart, I don’t even work here!”
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JanYour mum
The following conversation took place between a husband and wife while in bed.
Husband: “Honey I think your mum tried to have sex with me last night! ”
Wife: “That’s impossible, she’s on holiday!”
Husband: “Oh ok, well maybe you should wear more makeup then!”
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JanSo Poor
Yo mama is so poor she can’t even pay attention.
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JanIntelligence Chat-up Line
The first thing I look for in a woman is intelligence which is why I decided to approach you because it seems like you don’t have any.
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JanWisdom
Laughter is the best medicine unless you’re in the following situations.
1. You’ve broken your leg
2. You’re on fire.