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20
Jan

Brick Wall

By kris
in Yo Mama Jokes
+8 -24

What does yo mama and a brick wall have in common? They both get laid by groups of Mexicans.

18
Jan

Ex-girlfriend

By Dave
in Relationship Jokes
+12 -15

My ex-girlfriend was really terrible in bed. She would just lie there screaming “noooooo!”.

18
Jan

Hospice

By David Tandy
in Surreal Jokes
+11 -17

Q. Why did the airport go to the hospice?
A. Because it had terminal cancer.

16
Jan

Obsessed Dad

By Jim
in General Jokes
+54 -23

My dad is obsessed with turning off lights and unplugging things which is why he’s just been fired from his job at air traffic control.

16
Jan

Library Eviction

By Sam
in Dirty Jokes
+17 -20

Got thrown out the library today for making too much noise while I was eating… I probably should have waited till I got home before going down on my girlfriend.

14
Jan

Sexist Gym

By Steve
in Dirty Jokes
+41 -28

Can’t believe how sexist my local gym is. They cancelled my membership because they said apparently “men aren’t allowed in the female shower rooms”.

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