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08
Jan

Chess Racist

By Chrisie
in Racist Jokes
+105 -103

Q. Why is chess racist?
A. Because the white chess pieces always go first.

06
Jan

Followed Home

By Dave
in Disabled Jokes
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+19 -35

Got followed home by three blind people earlier today. That’s the last time I take my cat out for a walk

06
Jan

Drink Driving

By Stan
in Surreal Jokes
+52 -23

I used to think drink driving was bad but apparently my local liquor store told me that they only sell alcohol to people with driving licences.

04
Jan

zoo

By Sam
in Relationship Jokes
+12 -7

My girlfriend asked me to take her to the zoo yesterday. I told her if they want to collect her they know where she lives.

02
Jan

Yellow Teeth

By wendy
in Yo Mama Jokes
+12 -24

yo mamma’s teeth are so yellow when god said let there be light he asked her to open her mouth.

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