The other day my wife asked me to get her face tattooed on my arm. I said “Why? I don’t need to, I’ve already got a boil on my ass that looks just like you”.
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MayFunny Short Jokes
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MayKorean Restaurant
in Racist Jokes
Went to a really good Korean restaurant last night. The meatballs were the dogs b*llocks.
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MayTourettes syndrome
I never realized how common Tourettes syndrome was until I got a job as a traffic warden.
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MayGay Agenda
in Dirty Jokes
I’m fed up of public schools promoting the ‘gay agenda’. My son came home from school the other day and he said they were talking about homo sapiens in class.
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MayRound The World
My wife recently told me she wanted to go around the world so for her birthday I decided to buy her an atlas.
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MayIndian Lesbian
Q. What do you call an Indian lesbian?
A. Mingeeta