Just lost 15 lbs on a new diet, it’s called ‘The Flu’.
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MayFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.14
MayBreastfeed Chat-Up Line
Wow I bet you could breastfeed a whole nursery of babies.
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MayAttention Deficit Disorder
in Racist Jokes
Did you hear about the Jew who had attention deficit disorder.
He got put into a concentration camp.
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MayCall Me Immature
Some people call me immature but I just recently finished a 700 page book in only 4 days. I really love coloring in.
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MayBuy Happiness
Money doesn’t buy you happiness but it can buy you food, something to drink and a small tropical island inhabited by 20 topless female models.
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MayJesus On YouTube
Just seen a documentary about Jesus on youtube. Some of the stories women come up with to cover up having an affair and getting pregnant are incredible.