Three reasons why my wife is like a computer.
1. She’s good at remembering credit card details.
2. She knows everything about every subject.
3. She always complains about having a virus whenever you try and do anything dirty with her.
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JunFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.01
JunBlack Hitch-Hiker
in Racist Jokes
Q. What do you call a black hitch-hiker?
A. Stranded.
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MayDifficult Relationship
Me and my parents have always had a difficult relationship. At dinner when we used to have alphabet spaghetti they used to spell ‘f*ck off’ on my plate.
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MayWouldn’t Mind
Wow you’re so good looking I wouldn’t mind if you gave me Aids.
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MayMum Walking
in Dirty Jokes
Q. What’s worse that your mum walking in on you when you’re watching internet p*rn?
A. Changing the tab to Facebook and then realising your 14 year old sister’s “Beach Holiday” photos are on the monitor.
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MayRowing Machine
Yo mama is so fat when she went on a rowing machine it sank.