Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Giant Mushroom

in Surreal Jokes
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I had a dream this morning that I was floating on a giant mushroom but when I woke up I was shocked to discover that I’d actually crashed into a nursery.

Floppy

in Dirty Jokes
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I still remember the old days when I used to load my computer with a floppy. That all changed after internet p*rn was invented.

Negrows

in Racist Jokes
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Why are black people taller that white people? Because their KNEE GROWS.

First Symptom

in Dirty Jokes
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What’s the first symptom of AIDS? Sharp stabbing pain in the ass.

Hurricanes

in Relationship Jokes
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Q. Why do they name hurricanes after women?
A. Because when they arrive they are wet and wild but when they leave they take your house and car with them.

With Your Tv

in Racist Jokes
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Whats faster than a black guy with your TV.
His brother with your iPhone.