Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Dolphin Tattoo

in Animal Jokes, Dirty Jokes
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My girlfriend just recently got a tattoo of a dolphin on her inner thigh. It’s amazing what tattooists can do these day, when you put your face near it you can actually smell the ocean.

Ugly Face

in Yo Mama Jokes
+21 -56

Yo mama is so ugly her face looks like ET’s ball-sack.

Gay Christians

in Dirty Jokes, Religious Jokes
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Q. Why do gay Christians love cannabis?
A. Because the bible says that men who sleep together should be stoned.

Dog In Korea

in Animal Jokes
+20 -46

Q. What is the most popular name for a dog in Korea?
A. Starter

Prostate

in Dirty Jokes
+91 -52

I went to the doctors today to get my prostate checked. He gave me the thumbs up.

Sterotypes

in Racist Jokes
+132 -190

A kind-hearted German, a brave Frenchman, a thin American, a Chinese man with distinct facial features and an African man with a small c*ck walk into a bar and a Jew says, “Drinks are on me”.