Hi would you like to come back to my place tonight? I usually have loads of girls with me but there was a coach crash last week and I lost 40 of them.
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JulFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.11
JulAmbushed
After visiting our house my mother-in-law got ambushed by 6 men who starting punching her. My wife shouted “Are you gonna help?”, I said “6 should be enough!”
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JulGermans
After watching TV last night I can’t believe how ruthless and efficient the Germans were. Schindler’s list is a great film.
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JulWhite Babies
in Racist Jokes
Q. Why can’t Chinese people have white babies?
A. Because two Wongs don’t make a white.
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JulDeaf Woman
Q. Why do deaf women wear tight jeans?
A. So you can read their lips.
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JulCat Flap
in Animal Jokes
Q. How do you make a cat flap?
A. Throw it off a cliff.