What’s the difference between Rolf Harris and an Israeli soldier?
When Rolf f*cks children he always takes them to McDonald’s first.
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JulFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.23
JulBlue Whale
Yo mama is so fat when she went swimming an Ocean Study Group said “Captain! Captain!, I found a blue whale.”
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JulFancy Dress
Had a fancy dress party last night and got beaten up after sleeping with a ghost. At least I thought it was a ghost, turns out it was my Muslim next door neighbors wife.
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JulParis
Just had a really big argument with my wife about going on holiday. I wanted to go to Paris, she wanted to come with me.
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JulCannibals
Why do cannibals not like divorced women?
Because they’re bitter.
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JulWorlds Laziest Fish
Apparently the worlds laziest fish was discovered last week, it only swims 1 inch per day. The fish lives in the Black Sea, no surprise there!