Lewis Hamilton recently won the British Grand Prix. Last time a black guy drove that fast he was being shot at.
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JulFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.05
JulPark Bench
in Racist Jokes
Q What’s the difference between a park bench and a black guy?
A a park bench can support a family of four.
05
Jul3 Weeks to Live
The following conversation took place today at the hospital after the doctor told me I’ve only got 3 weeks to live.
Me: Is there nothing you can give me to help?
Doctor: Try drinking 1 litre of olive oil every day
Me: Will that cure me?
Doctor: No but it will make your cremation a lot quicker.
03
JulWorld Cup
3 similarities between the World Cup and having sex.
1. People take their shirts off and hug each other quite a lot.
2. Brazilians always look good.
3. You often see a lot of dribbling in the box.
03
JulShark
in Animal Jokes
Q. Why did the shark keep swimming in circles?
A. It had a nosebleed.
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JulSelf Checkout
in Dirty Jokes
Got some condoms earlier today from the self checkout machine at the supermarket and it said “Unexpected item in the checkout area”… cheeky b*stard.