Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Black Jews

in Racist Jokes
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Q. Why are black Jews the worst treated race on the planet?
A. Because they have to go to the back of the oven.

Human DNA

in Animal Jokes
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Q. What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?
A. Banned from the Zoo.

Best dads

in Dirty Jokes
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Q. Why do gays make the best dads?
A. Because they know where all the parks are.

Indian Drug Addict

in Racist Jokes
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Did you hear about the Indian drug addict who went to intensive care after mixing curry power with cocaine? He’s now in a Korma.

Sore Head

in Dirty Jokes
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What’s worse than waking up with an empty wallet and a sore head?
Waking up with a full wallet and a sore ass.

Ex-Boyfriends

in General Jokes
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Q. Why do blond women never have more than 10 ex-boyfriends?
A. Because they run out of fingers.