Q. Why do Jews get circumcised?
A. Because they love to have 10% off.
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SepWhy Knife
in Racist Jokes
Funny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.13
SepSwap Partners
in Racist Jokes
The following conversation took place between 2 Irish men who decided to swap parters after a night of drinking.
Conor “That was a great idea swapping partners last night Paddy!”
Paddy “Yeah to be sure.. I wonder how the girls got on!”
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SepDrink Too Much
I don’t drink too much, I just like having an attractive wife.
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SepGypsy Birthday
Q. What does a gypsy get for his birthday?
A. Your iPhone
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SepVegetables
My doctor told me last week that I don’t eat enough vegetables so I’ve now started dating a girl who has down syndrome.
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SepMatch.com
in Dirty Jokes
Can’t believe I’ve just been banned from using Match.com. Apparently “My dick”, is an inappropriate answer to the question ‘What do you want most in a woman?”.