What do you call a leper in a bath?
Soup
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SepFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.19
SepVirgin Chat-Up Line
I’m a virgin for religious reasons… God made me really ugly.
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SepOld People
in Dirty Jokes
What do you call someone who sleeps with old people?
An OAP-daphile.
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SepYounger
in Dirty Jokes
When I was younger I used to think I was gay but then I found out that playing with yourself doesn’t count.
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SepSpecial Olympics
I first met my wife at the London 2012 Special Olympics, it was a no brainier.
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SepCool 13 Year Old
in Dirty Jokes
Met a really cool 13 year old on-line the other day, she’s funny and really attractive. I suggested we meet up for a drink and then she told me she has a job as a private detective. Got to be the coolest 13 year old ever.