Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

IKEA

in General Jokes
+8 -25

Apparently the word ‘IKEA’ is Swedish for ‘f*ck’, explains a lot.

Dad Camera

in Relationship Jokes
+89 -45

When I was a kid my dad used to beat me with his camera, I still have flash-backs.

Donation

in Racist Jokes
+66 -78

A volunteer approached me in the street the other day showing me a photo of a starving African man and asking for a $50 donation.
I said “Sorry but I’m against black male”.

Thirsty Grandma

in Relationship Jokes
+21 -41

Can’t believe how thirsty my Grandma is. Just drove past her house and she’s got about 10 pints of milk on her doorstep.

Political party

in Pick Up Lines
+15 -36

What political party do you support because in 9 months time you’ll be in labour

Addiction

in Animal Jokes
+19 -51

I used to have an addiction to rolling around in pig sh*t but now I’ve been clean for almost 3 years.