Why’s it better to be black than to be gay?
Because when you’re black you don’t have to tell your parents.
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SepBetter
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Funny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.07
SepWake-Up Call
Got a wake-up call today from the hotel receptionist where I was staying. She told me to stop wasting my life and follow my dreams before it’s too late.
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SepHeaven
The following conversation took place after a recently deceased Pakistani man knocked on the gates of Heaven for about 5 minutes.
St. Peter: “What do you want? ”
Pakistani man: “I’m here for Jesus.”
St. Peter: “Jesus, your taxi’s here!! “
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SepBald Man
Q. Why did the bald man cut holes in his pockets?
A. Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
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SepPriest Told Me Chatup Line
I have a really small peenis, at least that’s what the priest told me.
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SepCharity Donation
Just donated a large amount of money to a rape clinic. At first they refused but I just wouldn’t take no as an answer.