Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Blind Light Bulb

in Disabled Jokes
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Q. How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. None, they don’t need light bulbs.

Bombing

in Political Jokes
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A lot of people criticize the American government’s policy of bombing foreign countries to make them more peaceful but on the plus side it’s a great way for Americans to learn geography.

New Diaper

in General Jokes
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Have you heard about the new diaper that has been released by Apple? It’s called the iPoo.

Daycare Center

in General Jokes
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Just got sacked from my job at the daycare center. Apparently ‘Schindler’s List’ is an inappropriate film for a 5 year old’s birthday party.

Long Fingernails

in Dirty Jokes
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What do you call a lesbian with long finger nails?
Single