Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Bank Loan

in Political Jokes
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If you get a bank loan you pay for it for 30 years.
If you rob a bank you get out after 10 years.
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Communism

in Political Jokes
+12 -8

Some people love communism but personally I think it raises a lot of red flags.

Drunk

in General Jokes
+11 -13

There’s one thing I can’t stand when I’m drunk. Up

Time Capsule

in Animal Jokes
+58 -17

Tomorrow, I’m going to open up the time capsule I made 20 years ago when I was a kid. I can’t wait to see how big my puppy is.

Dating Profile

in Relationship Jokes
+21 -7

I’m furious. Just found my wife’s profile on an on-line dating website.
That lying bitch isn’t, “Fun to be around.”